May 2012
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May 13th
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April 2012
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4/28/12
ifyoubuilditcomedy: Janeane Garofalo Andy Blitz The Lucas Brothers Sean Donnelly Alex Grubard A sketch from Team Submarine
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Upcoming Shows (4/25-5/5) →
I’ll be performing in Pennsylvania, New York and North Carolina over the next week. Please come check out some of my shows! Pennsylvania April 25th 6 pm Sigma Alpha Mu @ Temple Hillel Center (Philadelphia, PA) April 26th 10 pm F. Harold presents Alex Grubard and Ian Fidance @ Walnut Street Theatre (Philadelphia, PA) April 27th 8 pm Grubard, Baker-Bone and House @ Broad Ax...
Apr 24th
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Apr 18th
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WatchWatch
Philly in Focus has showcased me as apart of the The Street Team: Center City Comedy series. Check out me getting interviewed by H. Foley and Conrad Roth for Off Topics as well as clips of stand-up at Raven Lounge. I’m clearly high.
Apr 8th
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TU comics beat Penn State! Yippie!
Thanks to all who voted for us in the RooftopComedy National College Comedy Competition! We beat Penn State and in the next round go up against either NYU or Columbia. New jokes will be up and able to be voted on April 18th through April 21st. Let’s go all the way!
Apr 7th
Vote for TU in NCCC 2012 →
TU comics Tim Ryan, Chris Whitehair, Paul Kenton and myself are in the National College Comedy Competition and online voting against Penn State’s team starts right now! You can vote every 5 minutes so please vote for us as much as you can. Thanks. You’re the best.
Apr 1st
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March 2012
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Mar 29th
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Mar 27th
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Citypaper: Is Temple Philly's Comedy College? →
I was interviewed by Ryan Carey for Citypaper’s weekly blog LOL with It about Temple’s invisible comedy program. Come out this Sunday when Temple University squares off against Penn State University at Helium Comedy Club as apart of RooftopComedy’s National College Comedy Competition. Do you want to hear our Penn State jokes?
Mar 16th
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Performers for 2012 Cape Fear Comedy Festival →
I’ll be performing at the 2012 Cape Fear Comedy Festival in Wilmington, North Carolina this May. There are three beaches so I understand if you come for the weekend and don’t watch any shows.
Mar 12th
February 2012
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Feb 28th
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Feb 22nd
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Grubard's Manhattan Hour →
I lived in New York City as a stand-up comedian for years, but I don’t live there anymore. I’ve got a few stories. On February 24th at 8 pm in the downstairs of Karma Lounge (51 1st Ave.) in the Lower East Side I’ll tell an hour’s worth of jokes. It’s a $5 cover charge, but feel free to be creative.
Feb 11th
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Feb 5th
January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 25th
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The Panic Hour episode 35 →
I sit in on N.A. Poe’s The Panic Hour with Adam Marshall Flicker, Steve Miller-Miller and Dustin Slaughter. What a time we have!
Jan 24th
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Alex Pearlman's Dream Machine: My Week in Comedy:... →
It’s all true! alexpearlman: It has been a great week so I figured I would share with all three of you what I’ve been up to. Saturday: I did the wonderful Porkchop Comedy show in Conshohocken, PA. I got to hang out with a bunch of comics I don’t get to see that often. Including the always irreverent Jim Grammond. If you…
Jan 22nd
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“Accept that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone. If your time to you is...”
– Bob Dylan (“The Times They Are A-Changin’”)
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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“And I guess I just don’t know. And I guess I just don’t know…”
–  The Velvet Underground (“Heroin”)
Jan 19th
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Cover Letter for open position at The Late Show...
To Whom it May Con-soin,  It’s 2012, the year of ourselves, and I’m sitting in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania listening to Todd Glass come out of the closet and I’m writing a cover letter for the position of stand-up comedy booker at to The Late Show with David Letterman. Google Docs doesn’t even recognize the occupation I’m dreaming of as a word. Ironically comedy booker is the man or woman...
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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The Top 10 Philly Comedians of 2011 →
“His stage presence is self-depreciating, focused, and bitter, but he is one of the most friendly people I’ve ever met.” - Alex Gross
Jan 3rd
megsokay asked: I was teasing! I'm hoping to get down to Philly sometime this year. I have friends and family in the area, and pals at PHIT.
Jan 3rd
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Comedians to Watch in 2012  →
“Quick, witty, and an enthusiast of call-backs, he’s definitely one I see getting a great deal of work in 2012.” - Andrew Alexander
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
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“Soon even a tall man will be over his head.”
– Pete Seeger (“Waist Deep In The Big Muddy”)
Dec 28th
Campus Philly: Alex Grubard →
Magali Roman wrote an article about me for Campus Philly where I interned this past semester. I predict this will only pique your interest on what it’s like to be me. More coming. I hope.
Dec 27th
ListenStolen Dandelions Tour: “Squirrel” ...
Dec 21st
Couching Surfing Coaching
If you’re a couch surfer you know it’s not easy to get by day to day. Here’s three ways to keep yourself sheltered: 1. Keep clean - a filthy houseguest is soon a street urchin. 2. Be polite - no one wants to accommodate a jerk. 3. Tell stories - people let you slide if you’re interesting, funny and they can live vicariously through you.
Dec 20th
ListenSTOLEN DANDELIONS TOUR: “Urban Legend...
Dec 19th
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ListenSTOLEN DANDELIONS TOUR: “American...
Dec 18th
“New York was his town. And it always would be.”
– Woody Allen (Manhattan)
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
tuesday, december 20th
theafterlifecomedy: the afterlife with George Gordon + Alex Grubard + John F. O’Donnell + Sean Patton hosted by Josh Gondelman 9pm at the Sidewalk
Dec 16th
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“Mother nature is pregnant for the third time for y’all have knocked her...”
–  George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic (“Maggot Brain”)
Dec 15th
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Busted For Tweeting by Molly Knefel →
Last night during an OWS Day of Action my friend, former roommate and comedian comrade John Knefel was arrested last night at the Winter Garden in Lower Manhattan. He, along with seventeen other protestors, were arrested essentially for filming and tweeting the events of the day in front of a gang of police officers. Either that or they heard from someone that he is a great roommate and always...
Dec 13th
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comediyordie →
Dec 12th
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Shows on Manhattan Island and Long Island
One week from today I will be on MANHATTAN ISLAND AND LONG ISLAND IN NEW YORK CITY performing on showcases around town. What a time to be alive, eh? Saturday December 17, 8 pm - GET LUCKY @ O’Hanlon’s (14th and 1st, Manhattan, NY) Sunday December 18th 8 pm - COLD SODA @ The People’s Improv Theater (24th, Manhattan, NY) Tuesday December 20th 7:30 pm - THE...
Dec 10th
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I don't have any MONEY. I've been paying for child...
“There was minor shock in the office when [Ron] Paul informed the staff they would no longer participate in the federal Medicaid or Medicare programs. ‘People will pay as they can,’ scrub nurse Donna White, who later married her boss’s youngest brother, recalls the doctor saying. ‘And if they can’t, that’s fine.’ One family, she says, paid him...
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Last Night's Set List
Just for fun, here’s a set list from last night. RAVEN Laid Off Bandana Paranoia Under Beard Squatter Poker Fuck Yourself Sing American No Sex No Bus No Weed No Pizza No Funny North Time Junkie I think that says it all.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th