Black Pepper Friday
Pretty sane, right? I’d say this was excellent that the Occupy movement is getting more aggressive, but guess what? The pepper spraying woman was ALSO A WAL-MART SHOPPER. She was trying to get an edge over the other shoppers so she pepper sprayed them and their kids. Those kids are quick and agile and you just can’t compete with them without an advantage.
As of noon people are still looking for her. Potentially to hire her as next year’s Target spokesperson or the new chief of Cal U. police.
Anyway, I still think it’s great. This is the libertarian lifestyle we are all unofficially being apart of. You can carry around weapons yo! As long as the police carry them and use them it’s totally cool that regular old American citizens (read: consumers) can carry them as well.
This is the dawning of the age of the scariest.
When you’re shopping today on Black Friday drop the video games and the clothing. Go for the mace and the bullet proof vests. The zombie apocolypse never happened, but the doesn’t mean you can’t strap yourself with all the fire and brimstone that will lead the world to the Hell we all clearly secretly hope to bring to Earth.
Even if no one agrees, you are the NEW LEADER! Get out there and DESTROY your minions (read: neighbors).
